Holiday Fun - this is not me FYI

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas
decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had
more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two
things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would
cause traffic accidents as t...hey almost wrecked when they drove by.


Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed
herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she
climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people
who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a
few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.